| Soak a couple clothes or paper towels in some milk and let it sour for a few days then put the stinking thing under their floormat or inside one of the vents(you can place it in a plastic bag don't close and it will still stink but won't stain anything) Place a honk if you think I'm ugly bumber sticker on their car. Tie two steel cans to a string and place it far enough under the car that they don't see it. If you have an ipod and an itrip record some crazy/freaky stuff about your friend...Like john this is god. I know what you have done lately and I think it's time for us to talk... Well, i think you know what to do.
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