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Originally Posted by lilbandit 1. Give myself a raise
2. Hire all the lads/ladies at macosx.com
3. Give above big salary and stock options
4. Buy out Manchester United
5. Sell Manchester Utd. to Manchester City F.C. for €1
6. Launch "Dell is crap" ad campaign with Ellen Feiss as central character. |
Brilliant!
might I, as future employee, come with a few sugestions?
7. Do a Broadway musical called "Stupid is what stupid does" about Bill Gates life.
8. Become the number one computer brand in the third world by, at a loss, cutting all the prices and striking deals with their goverments about total endorsment in the future for the trouble.