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#33
February 2nd, 2003, 10:54 AM
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hahahaha.... I agree .. I dont know how I missed that 
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#34
February 3rd, 2003, 06:44 AM
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| Hyperthreading: 1) what pentiums do. 2) posting a lot on MacOSX.com. Hyperventilation: what the (allegedly overclocked) PowerMacs had. Windows Manager: Bill Gates Windows Server: every windoze user iPod: the first Pod, to be followed by the iiPod, the second Pod. X-serve: poor random peasant Rack: torture device for X-Serves RTFM: complete edition in Rich Text Format of the popular MAN pages. iMac: proud statement made by Mac users. Usually followed by the question "Do uMac 2?" (See: toMac v.) toMac: Conj.: iMac, uMac, heMacs, weMac, uMac, theyMac. toSMac: 1) action of fetishists kissing their Mac. 2) What Mac users do to windoze users.
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#35
February 5th, 2003, 12:37 AM
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| iCal: When going on a diet, the doctor tells one to watch his/her calorie intake. Upon finding out how much a diet stinks, the individual says, "Screw it! iCal!!" And he/she proceeds to binge. Fetch: Get the disk, boy! Computer virus: A destructive executable. Apple computers are immune to more than 99 percent of these. Gateway: The doors to Hell. Dell: Rhymes with Hell. Compaq: Compact Hell. Windows: syn.: Hell. Microsoft: syn.: Software. (See above definitions.  )Bill Gates: See "Satan." Sorry about the abuse of the word Hell. Trying to make a point. 
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#36
February 5th, 2003, 02:12 AM
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February 5th, 2003, 04:56 PM
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| UNIX: Males of the human species who have been castrated. see also John Bobbit, Bill Gates.
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#38
February 5th, 2003, 10:58 PM
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Gigaflop: Microsoft Software for Linux
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#39
February 6th, 2003, 04:48 AM
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Gigaflop: See also "Microsoft Bob" ;-)
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February 6th, 2003, 10:09 AM
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| iCab: What Japanese tourists mistakenly call NYC cabbies Sherlock: a man who couldn't admit he was ever wrong Project Builder: procrastinator's list of things to do tomorrow HFS: Highly Formulated Shakes SuperDrive: a souped-up Corvette
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