The Mac Jargon Dictionary

[Lt Major Burns]

Originally Posted by symphonix

Mini iPod shuffle mini mini: So small you can barely even see it. Holds one song and fits inside your ear and is practically impossible to get out again. Has only one button "Go" which starts it playing. Retails for 99 cents. Mac fanatics often load it up with a Spice Girls song and slap it into the ear of someone they really hate.

how do you shuffle one song ?

[Lt Major Burns]

iCal a word made up on the day the new calandar app was finished. couldn't think of any ambiguous single words, and icalender had too many sylables. iCal was born. often confused with being a calculator.

[symphonix]

MacBook Pro: A professional writer of technical books, which usually weigh more than the computer itself and start with something like "Ruby-on-Rails makes coding for web applications so unbelievably simple even a child of four could do it, and this 1500 page book will get you started!". If you believe the introduction, you will have your confidence crushed before you even reach chapter 8 "Abstract subnominal variables in a multi nomenclature environment".

Dual-Head: A mutation caused by spending too long in front of a computer monitor.

iWeb: Software for Spider-Man.

[eric2006]

Originally Posted by Lt Major Burns

how do you shuffle one song ?

Oh, that reminds me of this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...58&q=ipod+flea
Defiantly a must-see