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Old March 8th, 2004, 09:28 PM
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Yep, I'm glad it's not really news but a satire-article. I mean: I _can_ imagine that someone bludgeons a person to death with an iPod. Has happened by using fists before, which are certainly softer than an iPod. However: The fact that she actually uses the iPod kinda defeats the motive. If she loves her music, she wouldn't use the iPod, would she? (I'm not taking the article seriously, just making a point for future satire...) ;-)
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Old March 9th, 2004, 08:37 AM
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Nah, she must've had heavy metal on the iPod
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Old March 9th, 2004, 09:43 AM
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Booo! That was bad, uoba.. but hella funny!
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Old March 9th, 2004, 10:57 AM
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Did the iPod still work? i would'nt be suprised.
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Old March 9th, 2004, 05:24 PM
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Did the iPod still work? i would'nt be suprised.
There was no iPod and there was no murder. It's a fake story.
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