This makes my day

[riccbhard]

This site makes my day:
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/
:)

[ksv]

I like http://support.microsoft.com , Microsoft's own joke database :D

http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=216641
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=253912
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=276304

http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=244139
"Windows includes a feature that you can use to cause the system to stop responding"

http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=303969
"Any member that has more than 1,000 children is too much for a human to comprehend. Most OLAP practitioners agree, for usability reasons, that you do not want more than 1,000-3,000 children per parent. Some client tools handle this scenario more gracefully than others."

[Lt Major Burns]

lightened my day. windows is the best thing to happen, i now firmly believe

at least, of course from an outside perspective....

[riccbhard]

There's only one good thing about windows and microsoft, they allow us to have these hundreds of sites mocking them and making fun of them :p.

Haha: Manually cause the system to stop responding....

*Person reading article*
"Well, I kind of feel like making my computer stop responding at the moment."
*computer freezes*
"Oh well I guess i'll have to unplug it and try again...."

These kinds of things lighten my day a lot.:)

[Qion]

Yes, I enjoy it too. Man it's great to get dirt on my PC loving friends. :D

[riccbhard]

I love to argue with my friends about PCs and Macs. I always win about Macs because I end it with... "Did you know that Macs have no viruses or spyware? Beat that sucker". They say nothing :D.

HaHa: I just found this somewhere buried in Google:
http://www.amishdonkey.com/numa-numa.php

[JetwingX]

1. It's old but funny
2. will there ever be a version of windows that won't suck on one level or another?

[michaelsanford]

For some ... balance ;)
http://www.davidmccandless.com/funny/applestore.htm

Warning contains a sexual innuendo.

[riccbhard]

lol :p

[ksv]

For some ... balance ;)
http://www.davidmccandless.com/funny/applestore.htm

Warning contains a sexual innuendo.

Hehe, we don't need to go to the fiction genre for Apple humour:

http://cache.itavisen.no/images/slides/slide5892.jpg

In Norwegian:
"Importing mailbox 'read'":

16997 of 13379 messages imported
Time remaining: 82182 hours, 33 minutes

While waiting, you may read about the new functions in Mail.
Read more…

:D

[michaelsanford]

:)

[Giaguara]

D'oh.. I have forgotten ho I got to this error message - but I did once. :rolleyes:

[delsoljb32]

hehe, good one Gia, everyone needs to delete "windows", lol

[riccbhard]

:p I wonder what would happen if every windows PC in the world shutdown? :cool:. This was funny, I have a friend that has a Mac (PowerMac G4 Sawtooth) and today we were joking around like "Couldnt you imagine microsoft making an air conditioner? It would blow fire."

What could you imagine microsoft making?

I also thought a microsoft circuit breaker box. It would have a screen, keyboard and mouse, and when a circuit shorted it would say on the screen:

"It appears that there is a short on circuit #4, do you want to trip the breaker?"
Yes - No - Cancel"

And when you press Yes it crashes with a BSOD :p.

ksv, lol :p

[Lt Major Burns]

"MacOS has reported an error.

the number of the error is #33425676"

now THATS intuitive

[riccbhard]

^^ Thats the kind of error message that actually helps. Peecee users probably wouldn't even know what to do with the number, because windows error messages never have numbers :p.

[Lt Major Burns]

it would have been nce though to sort of find out what may have been a cause of it... other than:

it's crashed.

so there. if you are a computer genius, here is a number you can look up.