Herve's Bar & Grill

[Klink]

Don't want to seem rude Ed by not answering you back.

-I'm not a rude smoker. Is that possible?
-Cider Beer is alcoholic, just barely. Nice change when you start getting that beer-hairy-tongue thing going.
-Sasparillo! Will always have a Zappa connection with me. My dwarfs ARE done!
-Rego Park/Queens. It's somewhat of a point of contention with certain Queens community residents. They like to differentiate themselves from other communities for various reasons. I think mainly for Identity and to keep there property values high. In actuality, it's all part of the Queens borough which is part of New York City, which is part of New York State. There's also divisions of communities. Ex. I live in Bayside Hills, in Bayside, In the Borough of Queens, In NYC, in NY State.
-Hey now, was the psych 100 a knock? Or did I misinterpret that?
-I'll respect your nuff.

Hangin...

[AdmiralAK]

I did not order coffee
take it back (and what bad coffee it is )


Hmmm... we havent seen jadey, racer X, and the Admin in here yet....have we ?!

[edX]

and as a hushed darkeness falls upon the room. the ghost of Frank Zappa makes his appearance and performs in Phils honor. Too bad Phil never showed up to his party



I don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
'N both my feet's too long
'Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hopin' one day I might get it right
I'm a dancin' fool
(Dancin' fool)
I'm a
Dancin' fool
I'm a
Dancin' fool
(Dancin' fool)
I'm a
Dancin' fool
I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat
But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a
Dancin' fool
(Dancin' fool)
I'm a
Dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit to kill
I walk on in 'n see 'em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin'
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, I'm a
Dancin' fool
(Dancin' fool)
I'm a
Dancin' fool
I'm a
Dancin' fool
(Dancin' fool)
I'm a
Dancin' fool
The beat goes on
And I'm so wrong
The beat goes on
And I'm so wrong
The beat goes on
And I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
Dancin' fool,
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
Dancin' fool
Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open, t'show you my chain
'N the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin'
That's what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away, I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a
Dancin' fool, HE'S A
DANCIN' FOOL

I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
FOOL-uh!

Hey darlin' . . . can I buy ya a coupla drinks?
(Ki-ni-shinai!)
Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is . . .
Wait a minute . . . I've got it . . . you're an Italian!
(Ki-ni-shinai!)
Hah?
Yer Jewish?
Oh, love your nails . . .
(Ki-ni-shinai!)
You must be a Libra . . .
Your place or mine?

O'HEARN:
Heh heh heh ye-yes!

glad i didn't go get a dancin' girl or something.

[Klink]

Don't be hard on him Ed I think he's rewiting an ass grinding essay.

Snippet of his thread last night written at 5:22 EST

"Well heres whats on my mind....

I'm here at the lab I work in thinking about how boring it is, and why i even waste my time here, meanwhile, i cannot get in touch with any of my resources that i need for revising an essay, and with my english teacher, who always loves to clarify the essay topic after you have written it, this revision becomes comes more like a rewrite. Throw on top of this that i have to go to this awards show tonight. Ordinarily i would be very happy that i had won an award, since i have been trying to get one of the top 20 unweigted averages in my class for some time, to no avail. Now, this show is only a giant obstruction to everything else i have to do. Now i have the option of either rewritng the essay tonight until 1 in the morning, or i can write it tomorrow night, on my birthday, when i should be out eating dinner. How fitting. Did i mention that it has been for some time now that I have proclaimed essay writing the worst thing that you can possibly assign me? How ironic"

[edX]

he he

actually i am hoping he had some real world fun for his bday. it can be feb 5 here in the cyberbar for as long as we want it to be. i am just ribbing him. if you ever read the 'congrats' threads you will know that Phil is someone i consider a real online friend. i constantly say things to him in other threads that other people must really wonder about.

so the bar's kinda empty except for the band, Zappa's ghost and us. I would swear i have been in this bar in real life before.

i think it is possible to not be a rude smoker. Before i started smoking i was one of the most adament nonsmokers you would ever want to meet. during that time i had a roommate who smoked, but who was very considerate and his smoking never bothered me. at least not any longer than for us to switch seats or whatever. i try to be the same way. of course some nonsomkers can be so rude about their 'rights' that i stop caring about them. 'ask, don't tell' goes a long way with me.

rego park deal - 'only in new york' is all i gotta say.

you must have misinterpretted the zietgeist, cause i was basically just saying that even though it is a $10 word, i got it for about $1.50

[AdmiralAK]

Funny discussion.
It bothers the heck out of me if people smoke in front of me and they dont ask for permission (that is when we are out, and not at their home).

Sometimes people are considerate enought to ask me "would it bother you if I had a smoke?" even when I am AT their house visiting (in closed spaces).

I think that is nice :-) There are some other people that just smoke that are oblivious to the fact that others might not be comfortable with smoke around them. My eyes get really irritated from smoke in enclosed spaces .



Admiral

[Klink]

Admiral, to help prevent smoke getting in your eyes, I've managed to have 3 Mediterranean women sit around you with feather fans gently pushing the noxious air away. I can't do anything about the big hairy truckers smelly arm pits though. Seems he has a tendency to fart as well. You'll have to pick your poison.

Well let's hope he did have some real world fun. Maybe he'll tell us today.

I caught on rather quickly about you and Phil but thought the ribbing would probably depress him knowing what he might be faced against on his birthday. Seems he checked in about 10:30ish. Thought he might check in again.

BTW- the car thread. Nice bit of American history between you and Phil. I'd love to see more of that.

I was interested to see what you, and who ever might still be here, thought about the smoking matter. I feel the same way as you and can see why one would want to tune out some of the more zealous anti-smokers. It's probably more intense in Cali (the zealous anti-smokers), judging by how far the state wanted to go with banning smoking in particular public places.

Tip of the day:
Workaround for high state taxes for cigarettes - www.esmokes.com

Reading too much into words: Cool, thanks for the clarification. If there are any more sales on words, let me know please. I get tired of shopping at the five and dime.

Ed I see you here through out the day usually. You have a day gig?

[tagliatelle]

I don't smoke but the bank has given a little bit from my money for this.