Herve's Bar & Grill

[tismey]

as far as barman philosophy goes, I'll say this to Ulrik....

earlier, this polar bear walked into the bar. So I asked him what he wanted and he said
"I'll have a Jack"


"Daniels"

So I said, "Why the big pause?"

Actually, that doesn't work written down.

[tismey]

Originally posted by Appletree
wow People are reading my posts.

It happens. What can I get you? First one's on Ed...

Admiral, there's a 4-pint jug of ale, a pitcher of Marghuerita and a bottle of Ouzo on th etable in the corner for you. Plus some left over pancakes and some finger food. Let's make a party out of this!!

[Klink]

Wowee! I've just been through a time warp. When I walked in here there was just me and Izzy. In walks ulrick, saw RacerX pass by, hit return, buff! Next thing I know there's a party going on.
Uh, I feel woozy.

tismey, you just had to be from over the pond. Canadians don't serve stout like that. And pancake day! Right then, on with the festives.

[Izzy]

Originally posted by Klink

Hey Izzy, welcome to Herve's B&G. Let me get you up to speed on what's going on.
The proprietor Herve has been missing in action for the past couple of days, Appletree is confusing everyone posing as the proprietor and counting pictures in base10 because his website is full?, tismey our alcoholic bartender is passed out on the floor behind the bar, kvs our non-alcoholic bartender left for the evening (can't blame him he's got a long walk home. Lives in Norway), BlingBling blew up kitchen the other day while making hangover-busters for AdmiralAK (emergency food replicators have been activated), Lessthanmighty is over the other side of the bar swishing in a puddle of dihydrogen monoxide mumbling something about a new in-ground pool for the bar, and Ed is running in and out of the place with paper plates and weenie rolls in his hands yelling "where's my fishing spear and grass skirt, how'm I supposed serve my Ausies fish without my spear and skirt!"
Overall, a normal day in the life in Herve's B&G.
It might have to be self serve for a little while. Have a seat and chill.

LOL...boy I have missed a lot it seems...I will do my best to catch up as I down this steak...great seasonings Ed

Ulrik -- Good luck on that gf 4.0 project...I had a gf 3.0 year build but it crashed on me about 7 mos. ago...I'm trying to make a cocoa version but am not having much luck at the moment...all in time though...

Tismey -- watch out for that ouzo...if you drink too much you wont be able to make a fist for 3 days...

[tismey]

Just popped out to get lemon & sugar for the pancakes - might as well do it properly.

Izzy, what's yer poison? The Manhattans are good, but no-one seems to want them... Hell, I'll have to drink it...

[edX]

wow, it really was party night! You guys were having almost as much fun in here as i was in the living room. and it sounds like there's already plenty of food so i'll save the left over salmon. i'm really going to need your help finishing it off. i think there was as much left as was eaten. i will be sick of the stuff by Friday if you guys don't eat it

very funny joke ulrik sorry to hear about the bad turns things had taken in your life and good to hear how things are headed uphill for you. and good luck on the gf beta.

btw, wanted to say hi to dlookus. saw him checking the place out. I'm not sure where he went while i was gone, but maybe he'll be back with some girls

also i found my skirt, never could find the spear. so the gf just went to the fish market and bought fresh catch. But when i opened the door wearing the skirt, everyone thanked me for my provisions. sometimes the appearance of doing something is more important than actually doing it (don't know why i was getting so worked up about it)

sorry i wasn't here for RacerX's toast but i want to raise my glass to my bud AdmiralAk as well!! Someday he will have a life, but for now he is our comrade and brother of the keyboard. Remember his motto - 'He who dies with the most posts wins'

glad you liked the steak Izzy, hope you like salmon (he he)

and everyone remember, we just can't afford to keep this place staffed 24/7 so when nobody else is around, make it yourself or use the replicator.

[symphonix]

Symphonix enters with a stupid grin on his face, and shouts:

Hip-Hip-Bloody-Hoooooray!

Into the stunned silence, he explains: I just got into UNIVERSITY! I got into the BACHELOR OF I.T. COURSE!

I am so excited, and I just can't hide it ...

The hairy primate plants a big sloppy kiss on Herve, Ed, and tries for Jadey; only to have some sense slapped into him with a bar-stool

Oh. Thanks. No, really, thanks guys! Drinks are on ME!

[edX]

everyone picks up their drinks and pours them on symphonix


who pays no attention and keeps jumping up and down and shouting "Herve, I'm going to be IT!!!"

eventually he calms down and the bar breaks into a rousing rendition of "Waltzing Matilda". as the song dies down....

CONGRATS SYMPHONIX!!!!!

not sure you really needed to kiss me, a hug would have been just fine
I know you were looking forward to this and i'm glad you got it!! It's going to cut down on your surf time i am sure, but just think of the nice board you'll be able to buy afterwards.
as you might have heard, we had a sendoff party for one of your countrywomen who is going back home in 2 weeks. I would tell you that you could kiss her, but she'll have a yank hubby in tow. maybe we could get her sister or cousin to oblige

btw, when did jadey come in here? We're still waiting for dlookus to come back with the babes. I keep expecting jadey to show up before the competition gets too thick

just glad you didn't break into a disco song back there. you had me worried with that "I'm so excited...." line.