Herve's Bar & Grill

[tismey]

Here's that Heineken, Lessthanmighty. and thank you for offering out the traditional bartender shoulder-to-cry-on in my and ksv's absence...

OK, culture-gap needs filling. What's Mountain Dew actually made of/taste like? The only yardstick I have is that all the drunks here drink White Lightning, which is the cheapest cider possible ever. Not sure how it correlates, but it's a start.

where the hell did that DJ booth come from anyway? So admiral, what kind of tunes you spinning this weekend?

[Lessthanmighty]

Mountain Dew? It is the nectar of the gods. Imagine the best sex you have ever had, now multiply it by...10? Of course this is just my opinion. There might be some sick bastards out there who dont like it.

This jukebox you speak of... am I to assume that when you hit it, it plays the same song over and over again. Im sure which song that would be though. Any suggestions?

Well, well, Nummi... you seem to be back and stronger than ever. Whats with that?

[unlearnthetruth]

for atmosphere's sake, it should probably play some really bad 80s pop song incessantly..... yay......

[edX]

i want to hear something nice and easy and relaxing. my valintine to my Gf was doing some yardwork. I planted 2 lemon trees, 1 rose bush and transplanted a large rosemary bush from one part of the yard to another. My body has been screaming at me and calling me names ever since!! some parts barely move. so i will have two painkillers please. Don't we have a prescribing Dr. in this joint anywhere?

on the plus side i got 3 new items of clothing that she sewed for me and 2 bags of m&m peanuts. mmmmmm&mmmmmm

mountaindew is pretty hard to explain. it is grapefruit based soda pop i believe and has insane amounts of caffiene in it. It is sickly sweet but has a certain tang to it as well. primarily popular with teenagers and younger kids whose parents will allow them to drink it. I don't let my son have it after 5:00 pm. You would not want to have a beer after "doing the dew" or vice versa.

but like every other kind of beverage ever made, we've got it on tap here at Herve's so knock yourselves out with the stuff guys.

ahh, i'm just going to stretch back in this lazyboy and heal my bones if nobody minds.

*everyone turns and stares, wondering where did the lazyboy come from?*

[tismey]

Ah, sound like it may have a little in common with Red Bull, drink of the perpetually sleepy.

I have the theme from Cheers on 7" that I picked up pfrom a charity shop for 50p somewhere. I could pop that on if you like, and we could all shout 'Ed' whenever he walks in...

[AdmiralAK]

The DJ booth was installed along with the sound system last week This weekedn I will be spinning some club traxx, so come on down and have a good time Hopefully meet some nice macchicks hehehe (hey where the heck is J anyway???)


ITS FRIDAY !!!!!!!!


Admiral

[tismey]

If you're going to be playing some club choons, then we'd better get someone big and hard on the door to keep out the troublemakers. Admin maybe?

[unlearnthetruth]

that's it! it's 10:00am i'm my week is offically over! yay to cancelled classes.

*relaxes*

well.... that excitement faded quickly.

AK - play something exciting to get us moving in celebration of the birth of a new weekend!

*dons polyester liesure suit*

in the mean time, i have a question.... is it possible for a shower knobby thing to spray freezing cold water in my face, even though the water coming from the nozzel is scalding hot? actually, the question is why is it possible? i love the facilities here..... blargh