Herve's Bar & Grill

[ulrik]

me likes fishing and throwing things

[edX]

well, ulrik's avatar is making me dizzy again. so if i start laughing too hard you'll be calling 911 for me - "help, i've fallen and i can't get up"

[ulrik]

me likes drinking stuff that english people used to dring warm

[mystique]

Originally posted by ulrik
HOW DARE YOU!!!

Warm beer!

Buah...

Those English people maybe (IIRC they used to drink warm beer called "Cervezia" or something like that), but not us!!! We like it cold. Cold...and basically just cold.

Look:

A: I'm new and just learning.
B: Guiness is SUPPOSED to be served warm, this much I DO know
C: If you want a bloody COLD beer, then say so, I'm a hell of a woman but a mind reader I'm not.
D: You may have been here longer, but Ed's let ME run this bar and I demand patience and respect while you are here. I will bend over backward to please you (*ahem*) but you have to tell me WHAT YOU WANT

Fair enough?

Now...would you like a COLD beer?

And yes, Ed told me what a good friend/nice guy you were long long ago. If Ed says it, I believe it to be true, well except that sh*te about my picture, eh Ed???

[Klink]

chips myssy:
You don't HAVE the balls or you can't DRAW his balls?

Damn, thought that would get by you.

I can't draw a lick, girl.

[ulrik]

step away from that avatar, sir!

We've warned you before! Making mods dizzy around op..

NO!

Lower it!

NOW!

Lower that avatar...

good...we warned you before! No ed-gets-dizzy-avatars around open fires!

IS THAT CLEAR?

OK...go on...

back to our regular programm

[xaqintosh]

ulrik, I must say, your avatar is probably the best one I've ever seen

[ulrik]

Originally posted by mystique
Look:

A: I'm new and just learning.
B: Guiness is SUPPOSED to be served warm, this much I DO know
C: If you want a bloody COLD beer, then say so, I'm a hell of a woman but a mind reader I'm not.
D: You may have been here longer, but Ed's let ME run this bar and I demand patience and respect while you are here. I will bend over backward to please you (*ahem*) but you have to tell me WHAT YOU WANT

Listen Lady,

1) Don't call me "look"
2) I did talk to Ed who said I like drinking warm beer, not to you (though I guess talking to you would have been more fun than talking to Ed) You can call me stupid, gay, red, singular or anything, but NEVER say I like warm beer, ok?
3) A Guiness is not server warm!!! It isn't served cold either...basically...it's just served
4) I give you patience and respect if you stop interfering in my personal war with Ed
5) Don't panic
6) What was this thread about?