Funny Story III:Job's Quest for the Holy Login

[divibisan]

Remember, finish the story and put the story in brackets.

[xoot]

[Once upon a time Steve Jobs was riding in his Mercedes, when he encountered Bill Gates looking through his side window.]

[gamedog00]

Bill Gates was driving a hideos yellow honda with red wheels that had swatstikas all over it and worse said microsoft in huge letters across it with famous quotes of michael dell, and ballmer engraved.

[divibisan]

[Steve Jobs was surprised to see him clicking on a keyboard and looking at him. Then, suddently, he was transported to a strange world.]

[gamedog00]

Suddenly a small devil came and stripped his turtle neck from him. NOOOOOOOOOO. He yelled his voice reverbrating off the walls in the large hall. He fell to the ground breathing heavily. Cold beads of sweat sat on his face. MY POWERS HAvE BEEN STRIPPED FROM ME!!!

[gamedog00]

he saw a fleeting glance of it running down the corridor with his turtleneck and followed the fleeting figure, suddenly he lost sight of it and realized the air was less dense here. *Click* Light flooded the room as huge flood lights clicked on to reveal....

[divibisan]

[Without his turtlenecck, Jobs was powerless, but he took out his 14in iBook and searched Shirlock 3 in 10.5 and found out that he was inside Microsoft's .NET Prison!!]

[gamedog00]

Armed gaurds grabbed him and he was hustled down a corridor where he was put in a cell and forced to watch ballmers developers and monkey boy movies over and over.