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#569
June 16th, 2003, 04:37 PM
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| A: Because they are mass-produced. Q: How do I answer a question without having someone else answer it first?
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#570
June 16th, 2003, 05:07 PM
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| A: Drink a few can's of diet coke, one after another to start your day out. Q: How long does it take for a margarita to go through my system(cuz I just had one)? |
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#571
June 16th, 2003, 07:31 PM
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| A: Depends on how much you ate today Q: Who here knows how long it's been since I posted?
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#572
June 16th, 2003, 10:06 PM
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| A: Sixteen Months... Q: Earlier today I saw a suburban woman who couldn't have been taller then 5'4", but she was at the wheel of a Hummer H2. WHY!?!@ (buy a fricking Toyota Prius, YOU WILL SAVE A MILLION DOLLARS IN GAS MONEY BUY THE TIME YOU GET A NEW CAR!)...
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#573
June 16th, 2003, 10:33 PM
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| A: Compensation. Q: Why are guys afraid to touch each other while girls practically have sex in public?
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#574
June 16th, 2003, 10:42 PM
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| A: You've obviously never watched professional wrestling Q: Why am I procrastinating on my biology project?
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#575
June 17th, 2003, 04:26 AM
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| A: You're lazy. Q: Why is it that my iBook feels heavier in the morning than in the afternoon?
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#576
June 17th, 2003, 10:35 AM
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| A: Because iBooks are a phenomena undescribable by the Human Civilization... Q: What's up, chicken butt?
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