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Old May 20th, 2002, 02:12 PM
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Because birds wouldn't be able to fly if their feathers were made of lead.

Why do we ask why?
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Old May 20th, 2002, 02:26 PM
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Because it's hella fun.

Why do we try and change the path, instead of letting life go past and learning from what we see as it goes past us?
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Old May 20th, 2002, 02:37 PM
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Because we're human, and we have delusions that we can control our lives.

Why do butter makers dye butter yellow?
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Old May 20th, 2002, 02:38 PM
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For the same reason Irish Spring is green.

Why is it detrimental to your vision to look into a laser beam?
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Old May 20th, 2002, 02:56 PM
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Because there's a little warning label telling you not to do so.

If I draw little circles on my eyes with a laser, will I see donuts everywhere I go?
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Old May 20th, 2002, 03:37 PM
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For a few minutes.

BTW, Moby's first CD is "The Story So Far". He's made 13 CD's.

If I spray my stairs with Pam cooking spray can I ride down them on cookie sheets?
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Old May 20th, 2002, 03:54 PM
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No, but you'll die of aerosol inhalation poisoning.

If one person was typing 145 words per minute and another was typing 12 words per minute on a document that was 15 words long how long would it take the person who types 80 words per minute?
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Old May 20th, 2002, 04:09 PM
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Not sure... I hate math...

Why was wdw_'s question and twyg's answer so funny? ROTFLMAO!!!!
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