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| Because birds wouldn't be able to fly if their feathers were made of lead. Why do we ask why? |
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| Because it's hella fun. Why do we try and change the path, instead of letting life go past and learning from what we see as it goes past us?
__________________ Twyg To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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| Because we're human, and we have delusions that we can control our lives. Why do butter makers dye butter yellow? |
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| For the same reason Irish Spring is green. Why is it detrimental to your vision to look into a laser beam?
__________________ Twyg To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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| Because there's a little warning label telling you not to do so. ![]() If I draw little circles on my eyes with a laser, will I see donuts everywhere I go? |
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| For a few minutes. BTW, Moby's first CD is "The Story So Far". He's made 13 CD's. If I spray my stairs with Pam cooking spray can I ride down them on cookie sheets?
__________________ VERB THE ADJECTIVE NOUN<---->Who's Got The Legs? IV:XX "I feel like Han Solo, you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f*kced up bar!" - Jay Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak - Weird Al |
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| No, but you'll die of aerosol inhalation poisoning. If one person was typing 145 words per minute and another was typing 12 words per minute on a document that was 15 words long how long would it take the person who types 80 words per minute?
__________________ Twyg To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Not sure... I hate math...Why was wdw_'s question and twyg's answer so funny? ROTFLMAO!!!! |
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