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| iWife: Sits on bed with dressed in dressing gown, does her nails, sees her hubbie, covers her exposed knee (what's that all about?), gets in shower, applies several different chemical-loaded lotions on her body (applied with various scrubbers/loafers etc), gets out, dries herself, puts dressing gown back on, sits on bed with towel on head, re-does nails, covers knee again when hubbie reappears (just what is that all about?). iHusband: Strips off, poses in front of mirror, shakes his booty whilst shouting 'I'm the main man', gets in shower, washes 90% of body in ten seconds and then spends 15 minutes washing some sensitive areas (whilst humming the theme music to James Bond), gets out, half dries himself, goes into bedroom and circles his hips several times whilst shouting Im the main man, iWife rolls her eyes. Men are from Mars
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| Devices that put us in our own little world. Didn't this happen WAAAAY before the iPod with the advent of the Walkman? Lame! ![]()
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| I think the web is destroying lives more than the iPod is. ![]()
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| Ha Ha look at the spelling Of Jobs lol Yeah, it puts is in a little box of our own, but its a good quality product, it will become your best friend, my walkman all I used to do is hit play, not with the iPod I even give it a little secret kiss when i put it back in my pocket and say grace after listening, (well not realy) but I Love my iPod, It even has my own name: Silvia (my mothers name) They just cannot offord one,they do want one (Cj my router has busted so im running every thing off your network ok)Sorry For lame spelling etc im in a hurry. I Love you Silvia Last edited by Dj macintosh; March 16th, 2006 at 05:12 PM. |
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| HAHA Fine use my network I dont mind
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