What do you do about a naughty girl?

[AhhChoo]

Originally Posted by spb

So very true. :7) As I age (today is my birthday) I'd list this as one of the top five advantages of getting older.

Actually, it's not true that losing one's desire and ability for sex is a given as one ages. There are many old farts who enjoy an active sex life(myself, included), and even without the need for Viagra.
If one's health is good, and an appetizing partner is available(such as, say, a 20 year old nymphet) then one can enjoy some really dynamite sexual experiences, well into old age.
With a stiffy in my pants and a smile on my face, I proclaim, "God bless naughty girls where ever they be!"
A dirty old man, you say? Well, up yours, pal!!!

[Qion]

Originally Posted by AhhChoo

Actually, it's not true that losing one's desire and ability for sex is a given as one ages. There are many old farts who enjoy an active sex life(myself, included), and even without the need for Viagra.
If one's health is good, and an appetizing partner is available(such as, say, a 20 year old nymphet) then one can enjoy some really dynamite sexual experiences, well into old age.
With a stiffy in my pants and a smile on my face, I proclaim, "God bless naughty girls where ever they be!"
A dirty old man, you say? Well, up yours, pal!!!

Nifty.

[spb]

Originally Posted by AhhChoo

Actually, it's not true that losing one's desire and ability for sex is a given as one ages. There are many old farts who enjoy an active sex life(myself, included), and even without the need for Viagra.
If one's health is good, and an appetizing partner is available(such as, say, a 20 year old nymphet) then one can enjoy some really dynamite sexual experiences, well into old age.
With a stiffy in my pants and a smile on my face, I proclaim, "God bless naughty girls where ever they be!"
A dirty old man, you say? Well, up yours, pal!!!

With age comes wisdom (hopefully).

I'm not talking about desire and ability, but the confidence (and I suppose guile) to not become some wench's monkey boy to be used, abused, and discarded.

((Do I sound bitter? It must be my age.))

[reed]

Remember poor George?

"Georgie porgy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry..."
Not fair.

[Rhisiart]

Originally Posted by pds

Sometimes love comes with sharp edges.

So do envelopes.

[MrPrez]

You need the nice girl to the public, but a freak in the sheets.

MrPrez

[Rhisiart]

Originally Posted by MrPrez

You need the nice girl to the public, but a freak in the sheets.

MrPrez

I once knew a girl who was a total feckin' freak in public and nice between the sheets.

[bbloke]

Originally Posted by rhisiart

...and nice between the sheets.

What? Do you mean: "After you. No, after you, I insist."


I'll get my coat...