The End Of DVD Piracy

[ksv]

"Technology News
Thursday, May 29 12:01 AM EDT

Sony Unveils New Self-Destructive DVD Player
By Brian Briggs and Christa Morse

Tokyo - Many industry analysts have wondered which way Sony would go in the
copyright protection debate. Sony manufactures both hardware, which is
harmed by piracy controls, and entertainment, which is helped by piracy
controls. A recent release of a self-destructive DVD player shows that the
entertainment division is winning that internal argument.

"Large amounts of pirated material were hopefully destroyed in the blaze,"
said MPAA officials.
"Copy protection has been foiled too easily by pirates, and we need to do
something more effective," said Sony Entertainment vice-president Harold
Wang. "Self-destructive DVDs have been tried, but rejected by consumers. We
feel that consumers will embrace the self-destructive DVD players, because
it gives them that Mission Impossible I've-got-the-latest-gadget feeling. We
even have the player say 'This DVD player will self-destruct in 10
seconds.'"

Wang addressed the safety concerns of destroying a DVD player: "Sure there
are safety issues, but most homes are equipped with smoke detectors these
days, and are chock full of pirated material which would be destroyed in the
blaze. OK, their house might burn down, but isn't that a small price to pay
to combat piracy?"

Instead of the standard low-powered laser most DVD players are equipped
with, the SD-DVD player from Sony has a high-powered laser which will
eventually burn through the DVD and ignite the highly flammable material
from which the player is made.

Other DVD player manufacturers such as Panasonic and Hitachi also announced
self-destructive player. "I've seen the Sony model and it slowly catches
flame and burns up. Our model is fitted with a small amount of plastic
explosives which causes a much more dramatic destruction. Consumers will
feel like they're in the movie when that thing goes off," said Ronald Misuki
of Panasonic.

Hollywood applauds the move. Chairman of the MPAA Jack Valenti said, "Not
having a DVD player makes it absolutely impossible to view pirated content,
which makes copying a DVD entirely useless. Granted, it also makes watching
the damn thing impossible, but we don't care if you can't see the content,
just as long as you buy brand new, legitimate copies from your local or
online store."

DVD rental chains Blockbuster and Hollywood video expect to reap a large
benefit from consumers who forget to eject a DVD before the player
self-destructs."

[chevy]

When will we create a self destructing OS ? I don't know, something like if you steal the Office Suite made the OS owner, the CPU clock is accelerated until it is burned.

[JohnnyV]

Ummm...right...I hope this is a joke

[Giaguara]

after seeing the copy "protected" cds, here come the dvds... get your marker pens ready, guys

[ksv]

I love how this article is written. It starts as a pretty innocent "another copy protection scheme" article, then it just gets more and more absurd. I didn't get the joke before the smoke detector part

[toast]

Chevy's got it right !
Self-destructible programs are the future.

(Read with HAL 9000's voice)
"You-entered-a-bad-serial-number. In-a-couple-of-seconds-this-computer-will-be-no-more. You-better-run-,-human."

[ksv]

Originally posted by toast
(Read with HAL 9000's voice)
"You-entered-a-bad-serial-number. In-a-couple-of-seconds-this-computer-will-be-no-more. You-better-run-,-human."

That would rather be read with Apple Speech's Depressed voice. HAL9000 is an intelligent being and would never blow himself up

[Darkshadow]

I dunno, HAL9000 was pretty wacko....if it decided that self destructing was the only way to get rid of a pesky human, it might have.

I'd guess self-destructing modems would be the next step after this one. Download illegal software/files? Too bad!