I can see it now...
I can just picture you Ed. In your little apt. Standing on a stool with your bathrobe on. A broom stick in one hand, a phone in the other. (the phone has a speed dial 911) You are banging on the ceiling yelling at the "young ones" upstairs because their music is too loud, while at the same time telling the person on the phone to send over a cruiser to deal with these out of control kids.
"Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer J. Simpson
"And the wild regrets, and the bloody sweats,
None knew so well as I:
For he who lives more lives than one,
More deaths than one must die."
- Ocsar Wilde
"You screw with the bull,
you get the horns!"