Herve's Bar & Grill

[edX]

well, i guess since the monkey moved to the new joint with the old crowd, the coyote is welcome for now.

the drinks are on the house. but i expect everyone to bring their thanksgiving leftovers in and share them untill the food shipment gets here. i would bring mine but all i've eaten today is some peanut m&m's and some microwave popcorn. (not to worry - this was mostly a choice. since the gf works in a hospital and holiday pay is the best, we tend to celebrate on days other than the real one)

thanks for the congrats.

you'll all have to excuse me if i'm a bit busier than i planned. the announcement about our promotions wasn't supposed to happen til mon or tues.

so anybody want to be a mod?

(not you mystique, i need someone for them to moderate on )

(JOKING!! JUST JOKING - don't throw the barstool, they're expensive to replace )

[edX]

dam, somebody must have slipped something in my drink - this place is all beige and orange now

[RacerX]

It has a nice feel to it... it just happened all of a sudden though. I still have windows up with the old theme.

[mystique]

Ed! Ed! *holds up hand and jumps up and down*

I'm not qualified to be a mod and actually what you said has a lot of truth to it, I'd feel I would have to BEHAVE *shudder* if I did, but I'd like to put in an application for the bartender job. I'm not male or British..I don't shout "Oh Pants!" when something goes wrong or call my gf my "bird", but hey...I'm PERFECT...I won't drink on the job, I have the PERFECT wardrobe to attract clientle (ie hip hugger leather pants, short tops, Victoria Secret but not Fredricks of Hollywood.

I'm raunchy with the best of them, but professional and tough and don't take any sh*t. You can't embarrass me, anyone tries to touch me will get the point of a boot ...mmmhmmm...and hey....if there is a fire or someone has a heart attack...you've got your firefighter/medic right on scene!

This is just my application. Think about it. My online time may be a bit less with the holidays, but you KNOW how much time I spend here.

I'm your girl, Ed. Oh, and btw....I can even pour a drink. But I DON'T do umbrellas.

[Trip]

You say you're "the girl" but you also say you have a girlfriend you don't call "bird". Is there something i'm not getting here? lol.

[mystique]

Originally posted by Trip
You say you're "the girl" but you also say you have a girlfriend you don't call "bird". Is there something i'm not getting here? lol.

Heh...NONO....the forum where I just came from had a british bartender who called his lady friend his "bird". I don't swing that way. I AM a woman.

HOWEVER if I ever get my heart broken as I recently did, I may consider switching sides.

Nevermind me, I'm still very much on the picking-myself-off-the-floor and putting myself back together stage.

Nice to meet you, Trip.

Vote for me.

[edX]

*ed takes down the wanted sign.*

you're hired. you may now change your description to Herve's Bartender or bartendress or something like that. tommy and inline guy are about the only 'fruits' that you'll find here so no worries there. besides, they're both so likable, you can't go wrong hanging out with them. (guys if you are offended by that say so and i'll edit it. i just couldn't resist plugging you guys and bugging mystique about a pet peeve of hers )

besides Tommy has always been the official madam of herve's. if you can get him back to work as well, you'll see business pick up quickly.

trip - she was referring to tismey. remember our old bartender here?

[mystique]

W00T!!!!!!

THANK YOU ED!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

I'm not exactly sure what's expected of me except what I watch tis do, but fill me in and if for any reason I don't think I can do my job I will let you know. Personally I think this is going to be EXCELLENT therapy for me right now and I even know a few people from the Herve's II whom I KNOW will come over for a drink when they hear the news.

Thanks for welcoming me into your community with such trusting open arms, I only hope I can live up to your faith and trust in me.