Herve's Bar & Grill

**Matrix Agent** · February 2nd, 2002, 04:52 PM

If i may interject, I belive that African swallows are non-migratory. One european one could carry it by the husk, but its not a question of where it could be grabbed. A 5 oz bird simply cannot carry a 3 pound coconut. You see? A swallow needs to flap its wings 78 times per minute in order to stay in the air.....

**tagliatelle** · February 2nd, 2002, 04:55 PM

Sorry, they were playing Talking Heads!

**tagliatelle** · February 2nd, 2002, 05:05 PM

BTW Don't laugh with my avatar. It has a floppy drive. It is having SEX all the time with the computer from the macko.

**tagliatelle** · February 2nd, 2002, 05:09 PM

Formatting floppy is faster on a mac than on pc.

**Klink** · February 2nd, 2002, 05:16 PM

Another drink for Matrix Ed, he's making too much sense.
Next stop for us Matrix should be the Castle of the Virgin's. Who's coming along? Herve, since you're half dressed? And give your computers some privacy then if they're having all that sex.
One catch, we'll have to pass over the bridge of death! Be prepared for some questions. I shant taunt you a second time.

**edX** · February 2nd, 2002, 05:18 PM

he he - not sure about the coconut thing. i've never tried to swallow a whole one before.

i guess there are still frontiers left for govt. scientists to explore. i wouldn't listen to phil too seriously. he is a wrongist and is still trying to figure out how ants can carry so much more than their body weight. i also doubt he has ever swallowed a whole coconut either.

sounds like lou reed was cool. as human as i have imagined him. probably something of a genius as well. so will it say "klink" on the albums?

so who was your favorite to work with and why?

anybody else ready for another round? we've got some eggrolls coming out of the oven in a short bit. stick around it you are hungry

to paraphrase the eagles:

"and i know my life would look alright if i could see it on my 'puter screen.."

**tagliatelle** · February 2nd, 2002, 05:25 PM

Talking Heads are nice 2.
Burning Down The House
something for psychiaters
Don't forget to take your portion of Haldol Ed!
Zinedine Zidane uses IT

**Klink** · February 2nd, 2002, 06:48 PM

If you shuck your nuts, remove some of the hair, and drain it's milk, you shouldn't have a problem.

I think Lou's genius is in the way he interprets the world around him and his experiences rather than the words he speaks in normal conversation. Then again we were concentrating on the body of work, there's usually not enough time in the day or energy for deep convo's or analyzation. I can say jocularities were kept to a minimum. The tone of the sessions where pretty dark. The album was Songs for Drella. That could explain the general tone. Plus he was just getting over his drinking problem at the time. So perhaps I didn't catch him at his best.
Why of coarse they'll read Klink.
I think my favorite sessions was with a band named The Samples. The band was produced by Phil Ramone, a very well respected person in the industry. Phil managed to get Chaka Khan to do some vocals on this one particular track. The engineer for the session was so frightened to record her that he threw the controls of the tape machine to me to do the track. I took it and finished the job. After the takes were finished, Phil complimented me on the work I did. I cherished that little recognition from someone like that. It felt very good. As I've mentioned, being credited or acknowledged is somewhat lacking in the biz, so when it comes, it's excellent. And Chaka is simply a blast. She's a party animal! And very sexy to. There wasn't a flat set of Levis in the room.

Herve I like the Heads to. I particularly like David Burns of the bunch. I'm glad to hear you like something other than Samantha. I was getting worried you were getting too much Sam-In-The-Brain. One thing, your tests are advancements for work right? Not Sabam?

So bartender, which area of psychology do you plan to ponce once you're done with the academics? And who is your favorite psychologist?