hahaha, yeah I would hope not as well. Just thought I would post that up here, as it was what came up first on a google search of the subject. Hopefully saves a few other people some time. :P
Using Audio as a Soundtrack
To have a sound file play throughout your presentation:
Locate the file using the Media Browser and click the Audio tab.
Hilite the files location (iTunes, Garage Band, etc.), and then
select the song.
Open the Inspector, and select the Document
Inspector...