Recent content by Doctor X

Frankly, everything after 2011 proved superfluous. This latest was an unhelpful LOOK AT ME temper-tantrum.

Do you need your sippy cup, child?

You can report them to www.phishtank.com. --J.D.

See my Linkypoo for VLC. Is it the "best?" It seems to play pretty much everything. --J.D.

--J.D.

I have seen things . . . you people . . . wouldn't believe! --J. "A Man? A Police Man?" D.

I blame the teeny-boopers with their bobby socks, hot rods, and the rock and roll. And Chad. Because Chad. --J.D.

It will take vic another 17 years to recover from the burn. --J.D.

Capitalize the first word of a sentence.

Have you checked your RAM? Long ago, I had on a previous machine one of two chips go bad. This meant frequent kernel panics particularly when using applications that can use suddenly lots of memory like browsers. The bad news is, back then, TechTools Pro consistently claimed the RAM was fine...

Or perchance a recent update of Sophos caught the rest of your pirated app and removed it. "Now what did we learn?" --J.D.

That thing passing over your head was the point. --J.D.

--J.D.

If you were older, you would have been stationed prior to, say, the early 1970's when Japan drove on the correct side of the road as punishment for picking a fight with a nuculer [Stop that!--Ed.] superpower . . . and raping Nanking, Korea, Bataan, Astro-Boy, et cetera. This continued into the...

I will not buy this record. It is scratched. --J.D.