Duckie

Geek (or g33k for the L337)

24 Thz 512 bit AMD Satyricon chip w/ liquid Nitrogen case
1024Gb gel-pack Memory
Asus Ai7467h Socket 666b
Memorex 480x200x800 CD-DVD-RW w/ deactivation chip for secure media
120TB water cooled 28800RPM Maxtor HDD
nVidia GeForce X800 2gig
Soundblaster Perfection 3.6 w/Power Amp and Dolby 7.2
Yakamichi wall-mount sound system
USB 8.5
Voice recognition and Thumb print module
72 inch Active-Plasma portable Touch Screen
2gbps cellular/gms LAN
Internal 10 port wireless HUB
Microsoft Optical IntelliFinger
Microsoft Tablet PC add-on - 10ghz Wireless connector
Apple G7 PowerPC card add-on(bootable)
Macintosh OS XV.1/Microsoft XTREME OS(w/ security fix #4)/Linux RedHat/Suse combo/Microsoft X-Box 3.0 - PC edition