Die Dell Dude!

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From today's "As the Apple Turns"

"Tuesday, 6:32 PM: We've got a ballot-stuffing war on our hands! "Dell Dude" Ben Curtis is once again the Most Annoying Entity over at AmIAnnoying.com, but his fans keep trying to lower his annoyance quotient. (By the way, faithful viewer Devin Riley points out that Steve Jobs is listed, too, and at last check, he was topping the list of "Not Annoying.")"

Let's do our part to keep Benny at the top and Steve at the bottom of the most annoying list!
 
This is long and involved, for very little reward. Who's gonna do it anyway? It involves the very strange personal web site of a friend of mine.

Go to http://www.billsteinmetz.com/ . Type in something in the box at the top and hit enter.

Then type in something in the box like "Miss Cleo, tell me about your immoral baby experiments." It will take you to a site where my friend Bill Steinmetz (the owner of the site, duh) swiped a friend's psych paper and swapped out a few key words.

About halfway down, click on "Table 1."

Then click "Valeah."

See? It's relevant.

Now you can check out the rest of billsteinmetz.com. He's a crazy guy, I'll tell you that.

-the valrus
 
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