Lt Major Burns
"Dicky" Charlteston-Burns
Microsoft invented spyware.
hear me out.
they open up a hole in widows that lets everything in (the first time i put xp on the net without antivirus, sassar hit within 3 minutes and the computer wouldn't boot anymore.... fun.), then more and more people know about it, and accept it
even normal women know about spyware now. so lots of programs (adaware etc) come out to try and combat this worldwide, billion-computer problem. the programs do a sort-of good job.
micro$oft come in with their amazing program that kills it all dead (or actually just closes up the whole they created, is it so surprising that their program is the best? they wrote windows [badly]), which at first is free, then when people rely on it, start charging, therefore making mr Gates' bank account just that little bit bigger, because blatantly, he needs it.
yes it was drunken, but it does seem rather sound, no?
hear me out.
they open up a hole in widows that lets everything in (the first time i put xp on the net without antivirus, sassar hit within 3 minutes and the computer wouldn't boot anymore.... fun.), then more and more people know about it, and accept it
even normal women know about spyware now. so lots of programs (adaware etc) come out to try and combat this worldwide, billion-computer problem. the programs do a sort-of good job.
micro$oft come in with their amazing program that kills it all dead (or actually just closes up the whole they created, is it so surprising that their program is the best? they wrote windows [badly]), which at first is free, then when people rely on it, start charging, therefore making mr Gates' bank account just that little bit bigger, because blatantly, he needs it.
yes it was drunken, but it does seem rather sound, no?