Gates fanpage

caption for that picture:

"Hmmm, what should we develop next ... I got it! A program built into Windows that would download all of your pictures off a digital camera, make thumbnails and let you print and catagorize them! We shall call it, WinPhoto. I am so brilliant!"
 
Hehe, good job. I believed in you. Like I believed in Canada to win the gold metal today ;)
 
he couldnt have made that picture... he's too busy workin on his gut (notice how FAT he's gettin?! either that or extreme bloating!! lol!)

i bring that up because there's an article showing him wearing almost EXACTLY what Steve Jobs wears and he's freakin huge! tight turtlenecks are not for the large people... sorry bill... maybe microsoft will have the "Ab Cruncher v.2002" like all those freakin ad's on TV...
 
Microsoft Ab-Doer for Windows lets you shed fat like magic!

And don't just take our word for it, listen to these genuine testimonials:

Bill G, Predatory Nerd says:
"The new Microsoft Ab-Doer works great for me, and has hundreds of features that make it even better than last years model. It comes with five different coloured straps, so you can 'theme' it to suit your mood. It now also has IEEE-1394 support and is compatible with Windows XP. I can program it now to lose weight later, and have the excess fat emailed directly to my PC."
 
there must be a site of Steve Jobs somewhere! I think he copied the idea of makin such a homepage too. No! IM SURE!

So where is it???:confused: :p
 
    well I doubt he has many fans outside M$. Actually, from what I can tell, Bill Gates is a top guy - my only gripe with him is that he makes shit software. as long as I have an alternative, I tend to let him be...

Bernie :eek:)
 
Originally posted by bighairydog
Hey julguribye, nice avatar :eek:)

It makes me want to give Dogbert a flag.

Bernie :eek:)

thanks, he's cheering on norway in this OL times! Hey! you made your animinated...nice job;)
 
Originally posted by BlingBling 3k12
he couldnt have made that picture... he's too busy workin on his gut (notice how FAT he's gettin?! either that or extreme bloating!! lol!)

i bring that up because there's an article showing him wearing almost EXACTLY what Steve Jobs wears and he's freakin huge! tight turtlenecks are not for the large people... sorry bill... maybe microsoft will have the "Ab Cruncher v.2002" like all those freakin ad's on TV...

Have you noticed his head? It's sinking down to quasimodo-level!
 
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