Hee, I love the Onion. Landover Baptist Church is damn good to, although a bit less subtle
The only thing is, I only have a vague notion of this Olsen twin thing. I know that they're huge in the US but who the hell are they?! What do they actually do?
There was a TV series running in the early 90's that was kinda popular, called Full House.
The Olsen twins were in this show, from baby age through 8 or 9. Since that show died, they've been doing kids shows and movies. They also have a big fan following, almost cult-like. I'm still trying to figure out what the fuss is over...haven't yet.
I did a quick search on Yahoo for a bio, he's a site if you wanted to look...probably the best way to figure it out is do a search yourself: http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p576.htm
also monktus, there is a running joke in the US where men will say that they cant wait till the Olsen twins turn 18 so it'll be legal to ...um... you know, since they are both attractive.