tysonbarber
Tech
Finally they have figured out the computer
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>** (Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)
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>** If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
>** and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
>** and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
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>** If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
>** and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
>** and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
>** then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
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>** If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
>** says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
>** but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
>** that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
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>** And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
>** so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
>** then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
>** 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
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>** When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
>** and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
>** and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
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>** Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?
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>** Thanks, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives
>
>
>** (Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)
>
>** If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
>** and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
>** and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
>
>** If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
>** and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
>** and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
>** then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
>
>** If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
>** says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
>** but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
>** that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
>
>** And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
>** so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
>** then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
>** 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
>
>** When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
>** and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
>** and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
>
>** Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?
>
>
>** Thanks, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives
