Home made jokes.

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Ok, Has anyone here made their own Windows cartoon or funny quote? Or maybe a funny picture in Photoshop. Well, I like to see them as I post some of mine.

I did this one today, for evil fun.
 

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Ok, here goes my joke:

Jim and Jane were looking to buy a new computer. So they drove the 50 miles to the local CompUSA where they not only found a wide selection of computer desktops, but also: laptops, mp3 players, palm pilots, and more! First they looked at the laptops. The first laptop they spotted was a DELL. It was think, black, and had a green pimple sticking out of the keyboard. Next they viewed a small Apple laptop. The laptop was very small, white, and had the most amazing color display on its screen. It also had a "smooth" area where you could touch and the mouse on screen would move!
Next they moved onto palm pilots. The first handheld they viewed was a pilot roughly the size of Jims hand, it had an ugly screen. And it made horrible little sounds whenever it was turned on. They moved on. They viewed a nice sleek little Palm handheld which had a very nice looking screen, it was smaller than Janes hand, and it didn't make any annoying beeps!
Finally they reached the Desktop computers: they first viewed a DELL. They noticed the rough exterior, the loud noise it was making, and the external speakers which had big signs that read "Sound sold seperately". They couldn't find any built in speakers either. Then they moved onto an Apple. It was very stylish, it was extremely quiet. And there was a speaker built right into it!
They decided to buy a Gateway computer from Totally Awesome Computers because they guy on TV told them to.

GET IT?! :p
 
Trip, jokes need punchlines. They can't be moral messages alone.

Reality, did you make that with American Typewriter?
 
I have a joke:

How does Michael Jackson know when it's time to have sex?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
 
It's kinda a funny joke, but more because I imagined someone really funny saying it. If you say a joke right, no matter what the joke is, people will laugh...
And those two are idiots!
 
Originally posted by arden
Trip, jokes need punchlines. They can't be moral messages alone.

Reality, did you make that with American Typewriter?
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Um let me check. *opens PS* Yes I did.
 
*comes out of the closet
It was stupid and made no sense, plus I was bored. So it's not really a joke. And you're not suppost to get it. That's why it's not as funny as it should be. :p

I'm just messing with you all. But I'll stop now. lol. :)
 
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