How to tell a wintel user in a sea of Macs

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I inverted the "How to tell a Mac user in a sea of wintels," and got this. I think this thread is promising...

User will be amazed that he doesn't have to save his work every five seconds.

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[genghiscohen]

He's the one whose look of horror slowly changes to a look of incredible envy and jealousy.

 

[edX]

is sure to ask - can i run this "osx" on my Dell?

 

[xoot]

Posts "Mac OS X CD Does Not Boot On My PC" threads.

 

[mrfluffy]

before he starts you'll have this conversation

wintel user "what's this?"
mac user "it's a mac"
w "macs are crap"
m "ever used one?"
w "no"

 

[voice-]

He'll be the only one who tries to navigate the Mac via Internet Explorer

 

[xoot]

Some more:

1. He'll set Internet Explorer's home page to microsoft.com, claiming that "That's where it should be."
2. He'll hit the Command key while looking for the Windows key.
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