I was going to hack my Finder to get you a screen shot of some 'reworked' Macintosh Menus.
You know, like 'Fire Bill Gates'
'Kill Pentiums'
'Release new iMac'
'Reduce Market Share of Dell, HP, Gateway, and Toshiba'
'Cut all Macintosh prices by $500'. Stuff like that. I didn't want to risk killing my iMac though!