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If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?

Um... hmm...

Ack! I can't think of anything?
 
Not an oxymoron....but why is it called an asteriod when it's in the hemisphere, and a hemmorhoid when it's in your butt?
 
Because they aren't the same things!
BOB - it's the same spelled forward and backwards.

Top 20 oxymoron's from http://www.oxymoronlist.com:
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

haha those guys do know what they are talking about!
 
wow jumbo shrimp was on there? lol that's a popular one, my brother told me it.....
well Mr K, i think you just ruined christmas. This thread will probably be dead now :(
 
Originally posted by Androo
Its time for an oxymoron thread!
This'll be *awfully good*!

ps. nice idea nick
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Wow, so nice of you to steal what was in my signature for the longest time. ;)

Dodge Ram

EDIT: Oh, darn it. Thanks for posting that list; you ruined it. :D
 
Old News (was that said?)

and what is in your signature?
awfully good? didnt steal it, i never even read your signature. Stop blaming me for your signatures! AHHHH!
 
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