Possibly one of the best Ebay auctions...

[Convert]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16071&item=6528557289&rd=1


Amazing.

 

[bobw]

[font=Courier New, Courier, mono]Guys ages 15-20 are eligible for this chance of a lifetime[/font]

 

[delsoljb32]

Chris Cornell is going to be pissed when he hears about this. Or maybe this is his idea, and is going to match the bid for charity!

 

[chornbe]

Wouldn't help if she was hot? <-- that's a joke, guys.