Slashdot on Jobs for President

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jeb1138

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Slashdot is running an article (http://apple.slashdot.org/apple/03/01/22/1413238.shtml?tid=133) on its main page about a website (http://www.jobsforpresident.org/) promoting Jobs for President. lol.

Two of my favorites from the comments:
"the President Jobs press conference...

... Steve casually walks in in sneakers, jeans and a black turtleneck, with some bottled water.

One by one, he describes the new policies his administration will institute, with really classy Keynote displays to a huge back-projected screen.

Nobody asks any questions, as they are under the influence of his presidential "Reality Distortion Field".

At the end, he pauses and says "there's just one more thing..."

And the screen behind him changes to show a mushroom cloud over Baghdad (or Redmond -- take your pick).

The crowd goes wild."

And:
"What platform will he run on?

*GROAN*"

:D
 
no they jst used up all thier bandwidth ^^

but if Jobs could do what he does for apple for he presidency that would be amazing (almost cult like ;) )
 
Originally posted by Jet
but if Jobs could do what he does for apple for he presidency that would be amazing (almost cult like ;) )
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Aren't most presidencies? I've met more people that were "devought Clintonites" or "devought Bushites" wherein neither could do wrong (and the opposition was ALWAYS wrong). Sounds like a cult to me.

:D
 
It must be pretty cool to have people try to draft you into running for President. They said Steve Jobs had contacted them and declined. :)

I have noticed people that support Bush seem to be brainwashed. They are oblivious to anything he does- it's like he is some kind of idol to them...and they worship him no matter what. And their biggest response is, "Well, he's not Clinton.". That's not much of a revelation. :)
 
Thanks for the link. I don't read Doonesbury much. I check it out once in a while. This one was a good one. :)
 
Originally posted by Gregita
I have noticed people that support Bush seem to be brainwashed. They are oblivious to anything he does- it's like he is some kind of idol to them...and they worship him no matter what.
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He's just a man, dude. I'm a Bush-supporter, but I don't think I'm brainwashed… :rolleyes:
 
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