Ahhh, I remember the other song that goes in that musical.

If I oooonly hadda brain!
Borrromakoot, it is only fair to point out that this poll may, in fact, be statistically inaccurate. You are, for instance, not using a purely random sample but one gained from among forum visitors at macosx.com, hence the results may not truely represent those obtained from a random subgrouping of the world's general population.
Case in point. If you posted this poll at an ice-cream stall, more people would vote for spiders. Post it on the only tree in the Sahara and you'll get more votes for that other delicacy, scorpions.

Yum!
Plus, you have not included a full range of choices for your victims, oops, I mean poll-filling-out-people. Its as if you had said "Do you think the government is doing enough to protect us from alien invasion? A 'no' means you're deeply concerned, a 'maybe' means you're very worried, and a 'yes' means you didn't understand the question."
The complete, scientifically accurate poll would also need, in order to fill the full diversity of its subset, options for "Chest hair" and "Tuesday".
I suggest you revise your advanced statistical theory books before your next poll.
(Hey, I had ten minutes to kill between classes ...)