Talking to God

edX

mac shaman
A highly recruited young programmer was visiting employers to try
and find the best job for him. His first stop was at Redmond.
When he got there, Bill Gates immediately picked up a golden telephone.
After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. This shocked the young man. He asked Bill what was so special about the
golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And God tells me
whether or not new recruits would fit in here." The programmer asked if he could use the phone to ask God what job he should pick
"Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $5,000. Calling Heaven is not
cheap." The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along. Who would want to live in Redmond anyway?
His next stop was IBM in New York. Upon entering Samuel Palmisano's office, the IBM C.E.O. immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. The young man said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask what job I should pick?" Palmisano said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $1, 000. Calling Heaven isn't cheap." Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left.
His last stop was in Cupertino, Calif.. Upon arrival at the office, Steve Jobs picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up.
The programmer just had to use that phone, so he said, "Mr. Jobs, I really need to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which job I should choose. From Microsoft it was going to cost me $5,000. IBM wanted $1,000. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here at Apple?"
Steve smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call."
 
Darn! I knew I should have picked up a God phone from The Company Store! Instead, I was looking at the 10gb iPod! :D
 

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Originally posted by kendall
sacrilegious :eek:


I AGREEEEE (cannot laugh even if it was funny :mad: :( )

fortunately we usually are usually forgiving and tend to ignore such jokes.
 
what are you "sacreligious" people talking about? i don't even beiieve in 'God' per se or heaven, but i think it's funny. it's a joke about computers, not religion. :rolleyes:
 
God is the basis of most (all?) Christian religions so yes, phoning God would be considered a religious joke and religion is one of two things that should never be discussed in a public forum without expected backlash. The other is politics. :rolleyes: Just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean others wouldn't be offended by your remarks.
 
hey, it was originally an email about college football recruiting and was sent to me by a Christian. Some of the best jokes that are actually about God have been told to me by ministers.

so laugh or don't laugh, i don't care. :rolleyes:
 
It just brings to mind a joke about race that was made a while back and how it was handled because of the concern that others might find it offensive. Many would view jokes about religion just as offensive yet I guess if its something you don't believe in, that makes it ok. :rolleyes:

Honestly, I could care either way. I just have a very keen eye when it comes to double standards.
 
C'mon ... don't take jokes too seriously?? :(

Ok, is only this then accepted humor?

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Or some programmers get offended? :confused:
 
Come on! I REALLY believe in God (no NOT Steve) and I'm still laughing at Ed's joke... :D

Methinks that you guys got a cheap shot against EdX here!

As a person who comes from Greece I think that humor is above all things... It makes us live longer and makes us feel good... I think even God has humor... Maybe the best humor there is... That's why he created humans in the first place :D :D :D

Oh! And one more thing: In Greece supposedly Ponti-ee are the most dumb persons in all creation! This because we have SO many jokes about them... But you know what? The jokes are their creation and people REALLY know that Ponti-ee are VERY smart people, hard working fellas with LOTS of hospitallity and did I mention LOADS of humor and creativity?

What I'm trying to say here is that NO matter what we must NOT lose our humor be it about religion, politics, racism, ANYTHING... If you ask me who is the one person that I absolutely be afraid of, I simply say is this kind of person who has NO humor or even worst like to get ungry with every chance he got against people who create and/or pass on humor/comical stuff...

I simply say to them lets burn Eddie Murphy, Robert De Niro, Charlie Chaplin, et al simply because they make us laugh regardless of the subject of their humor... What's next? Start a White Race only forum?

People chill out! Life is too short and we've got to fight HARD to make every second funny and worthy in general :D
 
I'm mormon here, and i find this joke to be a grand one!

I've heard it before, but it's still funny the third time around. :D
 
I expected Steve to have the phone ringing each time Bill or Palmisano calls...
 
Mkay...thread's got a little too wierd for me. :D
btw: sluteyes.com? There's nothing wrong with porn in the world today is there. :)
 
How is sluteyes.com porn? Did you find any porn on that server? I think not.

Judge not less ye be judged.
 
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