I've done story threads many times. I think I'll start one right now.
Once upon a time, Steve Jobs created his first Apple computer in his own bedroom. He was very happy with it and mass produced it, selling it for $666.66
Someone once brought in his HD and ran OS X for a while off of a G4... until someone fried it. Idiots dropped a pin in the CRT and fried it. They had to take the G4 in because of the abnormal ADC (Correct?) connection, and have the District repair the CRT, but that's going to take years. (if we're lucky...)
Well, enough ranting. Back to your normal (?) life..