The Happy Computing Thread

[tree]

What is the difference between you and your computer?
Your computer has a brain.

 

[Total Konfuzion]

I can however...use a hammer!

 

[TommyWillB]

I can however...use a hammer!

Heh heh...

It's that opposable thumb...

 

[Cat]

True, my computer has a brain, whereas I am a brain ...

 

[mr. k]

I compute happily.

 

[MikeXpop]

I have a heatsink...

 

[macnewguy]

]]I have a heart.

 

[Arden]

I don't always wake up when I'm told to.
I don't always follow instructions exactly as given to me.
I won't do work I find highly objectionable, unless maybe I'm getting paid.
I get bored when I sit idly doing nothing for hours at a time.
Pushing my buttons doesn't usually do anything, but pushing the "right" combination can be deadly.
Etc.