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Introducing, the latest product stolen by the Microsoft labs!
The MSeggway XP 2000! Our new transporting device that works like this: Powered by an IV drip of your own blood, the internal turtle runs a tredmill to generate power to the Intel(R) 8,000GHz Super-Long-Pipe-Inside(TM) Chip to give the Terrain Explorer lawnmower wheels the power to spin forward, allowing you to travel at appox. .03 MPH for 2 minutes* (or until you run out of blood).
And to keep your new vehicle safe, we've included the new XP Product Activation, and it couldn't be simpler! Just send in a sample of blood for safe storage in the Microsoft Lab and we'll mail you your own customized Microsoft(R) DNA(TM) Passport(R) GPS Enabled Smart Locator Card!
Now available for $30,000, just in time for Christmas! Be the first one in line and get your very own autographed and handed out by God... er Bill Gates himself!
(C) 2001 Danny Ricci. I know I want one!
The MSeggway XP 2000! Our new transporting device that works like this: Powered by an IV drip of your own blood, the internal turtle runs a tredmill to generate power to the Intel(R) 8,000GHz Super-Long-Pipe-Inside(TM) Chip to give the Terrain Explorer lawnmower wheels the power to spin forward, allowing you to travel at appox. .03 MPH for 2 minutes* (or until you run out of blood).
And to keep your new vehicle safe, we've included the new XP Product Activation, and it couldn't be simpler! Just send in a sample of blood for safe storage in the Microsoft Lab and we'll mail you your own customized Microsoft(R) DNA(TM) Passport(R) GPS Enabled Smart Locator Card!
Now available for $30,000, just in time for Christmas! Be the first one in line and get your very own autographed and handed out by God... er Bill Gates himself!
(C) 2001 Danny Ricci. I know I want one!
