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>>"Watch the road!" she yelled.

Things were getting a little out of hand in the car. Roger, who was dying of thirst was trying to open up a bottle of root beer when the whole seen unfolded.
 
it was 90 degrees in the shade and the airconditioner had been fried for the last 200 miles. Rootbeer spewed everywhere.
 
"Oh Darn it" exclaimed Roger, frantically trying to save it from being a total disaster. His girlfriend, Sarah, was already having a bad day. It had only been 3 hours since...
 
she jumped from a waterfall and nearly had a concussion. Suzy, their rat, also had a bad day. She got detected when she was sent on a mission to destroy Microsoft. But she got away. Suzy was a secret agent.
 
A secret agent aligned with Russia's ex-KGB. They were still spinning from the realization that their "Child prodigy" program had gone so awry with their "poster child" Bill Gates. So, being that she was a human trapped in a rat's body, she scampered into the Library of Moscow and...
 
went into the cloning machine. She made two hundred clones of herself and then destroyed the machine.
 
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