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Ministry of Re-Education
Hey You. Yeah, You. Not getting what you want out of life? Try Terrorism, it works, it really works.
Or at least that's the lesson gleaned from the Israel/Palestine crisis.
Here's the other lesson to learn; there's really no such thing as a terrorist, there are only freedom fighters and oppressors - Control the Language boys and girls. The world is really that simple my friends!
So if your boss is keepin ya down, and you haven't had a raise in while, put a freekin pipe bomb in his car! Then see how he feels about givin you a raise.
Or better yet, don't like paying such a high rent? Landlord keepin ya down? NO PROBLEM. First, just demand free rent from him. He'll probably say no but don't worry, just get a bunch of easily controlled, poor, desperate kids from off the streets, then politely brainwash them by seducing them into believing in a blissful paradise full of babes and endless sex rewarded to them only by a violent god and only in an act of great violence, and then command them to attack you landlords children without fearing death. Then see how he feels about givin you that free rent!
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
The squeaky sword gets the blood
The squeaky bomb gets the Peace.
Or at least that's the lesson gleaned from the Israel/Palestine crisis.
Here's the other lesson to learn; there's really no such thing as a terrorist, there are only freedom fighters and oppressors - Control the Language boys and girls. The world is really that simple my friends!
So if your boss is keepin ya down, and you haven't had a raise in while, put a freekin pipe bomb in his car! Then see how he feels about givin you a raise.
Or better yet, don't like paying such a high rent? Landlord keepin ya down? NO PROBLEM. First, just demand free rent from him. He'll probably say no but don't worry, just get a bunch of easily controlled, poor, desperate kids from off the streets, then politely brainwash them by seducing them into believing in a blissful paradise full of babes and endless sex rewarded to them only by a violent god and only in an act of great violence, and then command them to attack you landlords children without fearing death. Then see how he feels about givin you that free rent!
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
The squeaky sword gets the blood
The squeaky bomb gets the Peace.