Ugh... "Dude... You're getting a Dell" GEAR!!!!!! NO!!!!!!

[BlingBling 3k12]

http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/category.asp?category_id=5076

no.. oh god no..

 

[dricci]

It's ok, the Dude, you're getting a Dull gear is catching on, too.

 

[phatsharpie]

Okay... So they want me to pay $12.95 for a baseball cap so I can advertise for them?!

Ugh!

 

[xoot]

$12.95?!

Dude, you're getting ripped off.

 

[Trip]

That's really awful!
First they want you to waste money on a piece of sh*t machine! Then they want you to waste money on clothes/gear with their logo on it to get your friends to buy a piece of sh*t machine! What gives?!

 

[Bluefusion]

Dude, that's just pathetic. Is it just me, or can I easily see a conversation such as:

"Dude, you're getting a Dell."
"No, I don't believe I am."
"No, Dude, you're definitely getting a Dell."
"No, you corporate stooge. I am NOT getting a Dell."
"But dude..."
"Just shut up."
"Dude..."
"SHUT UP! And watch me buy a Mac."
"Dude, that's, like, not right."
"Sure it is. I get more work done in less time, without crashing, with a good, solid 3-year warranty for only a bit extra. I'll never have problems of any kind on a Mac. So, I'll buy one, and hit you over the head with it instead."
"Why, dude?"
"Well, your inferior language has convinced me that all Dell enthusiasts are insane."
"OK, dude, suit yourself, dude."
"Thank you. I will."
------
"Dude.... hehehehehe.... guess what?"
*sigh* "What?"
"Dude... you're, like, not getting a Dell! hehehehehe!"
*long, exasperated sigh*

 

[satanicpoptart]

if i could find a good black t-shirt with a small blue aqua x on it i would buy it

 

[xoot]

Congrats Bluefusion on the funniest post ever!

I couldn't stop laughing!!!

 

[Bluefusion]

LOL glad you like my homeade sarcastic blend

I thought it was pretty good.

 

[Ricky]

LMAO XD XD XD

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

 

[Bluefusion]

lol it seems like yet again, the everyday random thoughts I have all the time are hillariously funny to everyone who reads them--but I can't make up a joke that will get anyone laughing.. maybe if i just sit around and write down everything i think, it would be the longest, funniest piece of crap ever written!

 

[xoot]

...or not.

You're still trying to make a joke.

 

[Bluefusion]

maybe, maybe not...

i've, uh, completely lost track of the conversation...

 

[xoot]

Blue, you're getting 11:02 (hey! it rhymes!).

11:02 PM - IRC
<xoot> Blue, you're getting 11:02
<Bluefusion> Why do you keep saying that?
<xoot> Because I am insane!
<Bluefusion> Dude, you're going insane.
<xoot> Why do you keep saying that?

 

[Bluefusion]

hehe

"Blue, you're 11:02!"
"No, dude, I'm not."
"Yo, dude! Check it! 11:02! Smooth."
"Yeah, OK then."

 

[xoot]

Sweet... 1101101102
11:O2 (see the smiley?)
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