WAY WAY Beyond the Rumor Sites

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The new Apple device's latest photos obtained this evening from none other than 1 Infinite Loop.

Surprise! It's not a PDA. But it sure fits the following hype:

"Big, even for our standards."
"Count the days, count the minutes, count on being blown away."
"Beyond the rumour sites, way beyond."
"A backstage pass to the future."
"To boldly do where no PC has gone before."
 

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This just in...

This was obtained (by illegal means) from Steve's Key Note Address:

"Geeks and Freaks rejoice! Now YOU can cruise the internet while enjoying a gourmet meal and closing the gap between your IQ and your weight. It's absolutely yours for 30 EASY payments of $19.95 (plus shipping and handling)." The rest of the keynote address was unfortunately not available.

This spy photo here shows the device working with a very detailed display. It even includes iTunes and a calendar! WOW! I wonder what those two silver buttons are near handle...must be the power switch and the synchronize button.
 
i microwave alot too but sometimes fresh cooked is real nice.
but what about an apple wireless freezer/microwave? it has 3 compartments, one for each meal of the day. you put a frozen meal in each one and it keeps it frozen til you hit the remote. then it heats it till it is the temperature you set it to and then shuts off. then we wouldn't have to leave the computer to go cook dinner. set it up next to your mac and you wouldn't have to leave to go eat. i suppose this could be followed by the ibed with oversized ceiling lcd screen so you don't even have to get up in the morning.:D

herve, didn't you say something about a man getting fired and his wife leaving him because all he did was internet?:p
 
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