What Happens To My Win XP Desktop???

[ddma]

http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/xp/10212/other/iconstory.swf

 

[twister]

Funny..

 

[dlloyd]

Oh, I nearly bust my head laughing!

 

[mdnky]

ROFL

 

[Jasoco]

Heh. That's great.

 

[Ricky]

Not only was it funny, but nicely done, too.

 

[Giaguara]

nice....

Other secrets from XP:

  /* Source Code Windows XP */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
     while(!CRASHED)
     {
         display_copyright_message();
         display_bill_rules_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         if (first_time_installation)
             {
             make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
             do_nothing_loop();
             totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
             search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
             make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
             disable_Netscape();
             disable_RealPlayer();
             disable_Lotus_Products();
             hang_system();
             } //if
         write_something(anything);
         display_copyright_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         do_some_stuff();
         if (still_not_crashed)
         {
         display_copyright_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         basically_run_windows_31();
         do_nothing_loop();
         } // if
     } //while
     if (detect_cache())
         disable_cache();
     if (fast_cpu())
         {
         set_wait_states(lots);
         set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
         set_mouse(action,jumpy);
         set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
         } //if /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */ /*
printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows
95"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ /* printf("Welcome
to Windows 98"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
     printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
     if (system_ok())
         crash(to_dos_prompt)
     else
         system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
     while(something)
         {
         sleep(5);
         get_user_input();
         sleep(5);
         act_on_user_input();
         sleep(5);
         } // while
     create_general_protection_fault();
} // main

 

[Ricky]

LMAO, Giaguara