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[simX]

I thought you guys might like to see something funny. I'm pretty sure some people have talked about doing the command "whois apple.com" in a Terminal window and getting two funny lines, but I don't think anyone has ever mentioned this:

Issue this command in the terminal (without quotes): "whois microsoft.com"

You'll get 49 pretty hilarious entries. This is my favorite one:

MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.FUCKING-BULLSHIT.NET

God that just makes me laugh every time I read it.

Go ahead, try it. And after you do that, then issue the command "bill gates", without quotes, in the Terminal and see what it responds with.

 

[rdhazrd]

you should try netscape.com and aol.com

 

[rdhazrd]

you should try netscape.com and aol.com

 

[~~NeYo~~]

Sorry, i am a PC User, and I'm Like "eh?" What Terminal!?

NeYo

 

[simX]

Originally posted by rdhazrd
you should try netscape.com and aol.com

Those two lines are pretty funny, but they're nothing compared to all the French in Microsoft.com's.

 

[rdhazrd]

if you can translate them please do!!

 

[julguribye]

How do you add your own?

 

[BlingBling 3k12]

can someone screenshot this? i'm confused on this whole thing...

 

[ulrik]

Sure you can add your own, just register your own domain...costs some money though!

I think the best is:

microsoft.com.runs.linux.net

 

[rdhazrd]

If it works for me, there should be a screenshot of all of microsoft.com's

 

[fryke]

... it's a very slow news day. but do we HAVE to surf the net all the time and find funny stuff if we can't find interesting stuff?

i mean... look at what slashdot.org has for news today. like 3 things compared to the normal 100 per day.

oh well, i should be in bed anyway.

 

[julguribye]

Heh....Rdhazrd the beachball on your snap is squeezed flat!