Would you take a bullet for Steve Jobs?

[divibisan]

Lets say that at Macworld you see Steve Jobs ambushed in a alley by a crazy guy in a XP shirt with a gun. Would you jump in front of the bullet to save Jobs, or run away and let him die?
The choice is yours.

 

[kanecorp]

i'd run away

 

[dricci]

I'd shoot the XP guy before he could pull the trigger

 

[divibisan]

This is gamedog00, and you better start thanking me for those two posts div!

 

[BlingBling 3k12]

i'd be scared as shit, but i'd probablly do it


or i'd tell him that Steve uses a Dell at Pixar.......

 

[earector]

Uh....no. Unless I just reacted.

If I had time to think about it, I don't know that I would take a bullet for anyone.

Sheesh. Now nobody here'll want to be my friend.

 

[xoot]

Originally posted by divibisan
Lets say that at Macworld you see Steve Jobs ambushed in a alley by a crazy guy in a XP shirt with a gun. Would you jump in front of the bullet to save Jobs, or run away and let him die?
The choice is yours.

What are the odds of that happening?

 

[gamedog00]

I have to admit I would probally throw herve in the way... or run away! I doubt anyone would take the bullet unless they have A LOT of money invested in apple and are learned enouph to know they're money is going to dissapear if jobs dies.

 

[AdmiralAK]

of course not
some of you think too much

 

[rinse]

this topic is just too crazy.

 

[phatsharpie]

Dude, I think the guy is cool and all, but... No.

-B

 

[divibisan]

I wouldn't do it, but if I was near enough to tackle him I would.

Think of this as not whether you would die for Steve Jobs, but as if he was an ordanary person (who could reward you with a lifetimes supply of Macs)

 

[phatsharpie]

I didn't think of the free computers for life aspect of the equation... Hmm... I definitely would tackle him to save him if possible, but the only way I would take a bullet for him is if I am wearing a bullet-proof vest.

-B

 

[wdw_]

I'm not sure I'd take the bullet, but I'd probably kill the guy who shot him.

 

[voice-]

Well, let's be realistic here. Bill Gates would of course make a keynote of his own at the same time. I would be there, plotting to commit murder, while seeing this on an iBook with QuickTime, so I couldn't possibly take the bullet.

 

[edX]

i would push steve out of the way and duck and roll and then nobody would have to take a bullet.

hey, as long as we are fantasizing the ridiculous, i might as well fantasize the best possible outcome

 

[Valrus]

Would I take a bullet for Steve Jobs?

Heh.

That question is stark raving ridiculous.

-the valrus

 

[roger]

Why would I be in an alley with Steve Jobs? Sounds like I would be taking more than just a bullet

 

[ebolag4]

Hey, aren't the iBooks bulletproof? If they really are, and I had one strapped to my chest at the time, I would probably take the chance.

(With my luck, that bulletproof thing is probably just propaganda.)

 

[Nummi_G4]

You guys suck... I would take a bullet for Steve!