Xmas gifts to the chronically tardy


I have a wife who is chronically late and is driving me and, to a lesser extent, my child, mad. Can someone suggest a gift or two that would help her be more mindful of how fleeting time is? Example: lady-like elegant watches with alarms, a cellphone that uses bluetooth to download calendar events from iCal, a less anal-compulsive husband and child?


P.S. Setting all clocks ahead 10 minutes does not work.


How about a brick? I give my wife one every year. I have no idea how this relates to your problem at all, but my wife has never been late since I started giving her bricks for her birthdays and christmases. Just a thought.