Apple is better than Microsoft...

define better in 500 words or less :p

(oh God, please don't feed the trolls and other mythical animals around here :rolleyes: )
 
Originally posted by uoba
:rolleyes: [now standing back to see who the biggest poster will be...]
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For Steve

"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."

"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.

"Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."

"Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?"

"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
 
Apple r better than Microsoft because:

1. They are named after a fruit which hit ol' Newton's head (gotta be a good thing).
2. I said so
3. This was my 801 post (and I'm still hung up on counts)



... now, I doubt if anyone can dispute those 3 facts.
 
1) did the apple really hit his head? are you sure it wasn't his foot? was it even an apple? a cranapple would be more logical for some reason i can't explain.
2) no, you typed it. if you would like to call everyone and deliver the message personally, then you will have said it.
3)so what. i still have a bigger post count than you do :p

proving once again that anything can be argued if you just want to argue:D
 
Hmmm

Quote: proving once again that anything can be argued if you just want to argue...

...no it can't.

1. It was an Apple, Apple Computers said so.
2. I live in a heliocentric world, there I am right
3. Your's is only bigger because you post in pointless threads like this one:D :D :D
 
Originally posted by uoba
Hmmm

Quote: proving once again that anything can be argued if you just want to argue...

...no it can't.

1. It was an Apple, Apple Computers said so.
2. I live in a heliocentric world, there I am right
3. Your's is only bigger because you post in pointless threads like this one:D :D :D
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And you guys complain that I'VE got too much time on my hands?
 
who said anything about a heliocentric world?

are you sure you don't mean egocentric world?:D

you brits should learn the language:p


oh, i gotta go to bed so you win for now. but i'll be back...

and back... and back.... and back....:rolleyes:
 
Nope, definately heliocentric, last time I looked everything revolved around ME ME ME ME ME!


Goodnight!;)
 
because...
1) they are healty (An apple a day keeps the virus away :p)
2) They dont cause you to have inferiority complexes (i.e. "micro"...as in "microsoft")
3) hardware/software integration is great
 
...
I'm not going to be a troll... I'm not going to be a troll...
...
::Takes a deep breath and walks away from this thread::
 
<TROLL>

Me is troll. Who goes there?!

Me live under bridge. Me rob travellers and eat them. Me especially like goats, they is tasty, and also gold. I would like to eat a mac-user one day, I have never had one before, I wonder what they taste like. Windows users taste like chicken, but then, so does chicken.

</TROLL>

Newton said "I was resting under an apple tree when I was occassioned by the fall of an apple." Actually, it makes you wonder about all the people who might have realised the theory of gravity if only they hadn't chosen to rest under a coconut tree...

If an ego gets too big, it really could bend gravity, which would leave us in an ego-centric world with the planets revolving aound my head. Actually, this may have already happened...
 
Actually, does anyone know what type of Apple hit Newton on the head? Was it an iBook, or a dual-screen PowerMac?
 
Originally posted by symphonix


Actually, it makes you wonder about all the people who might have realised the theory of gravity if only they hadn't chosen to rest under a coconut tree...

If an ego gets too big, it really could bend gravity, which would leave us in an ego-centric world with the planets revolving aound my head. Actually, this may have already happened...
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He he, not too many of those in sunny UK!

As for which Apple hit his head, it must've been a old Newton:D
 
The Apple that hit Newton could not be a Newton or an iBook, because those are too small and light to make someone think about it. It would be just wrong to have a dual screen Powermac hit him, because each of those monitors are so expensive, and if one should break, physics would cease to exist do to the wrongitivity of one of them breaking. After intense research costing time in amounts of excess two minutes, I have come to the final conclusion that it had to be an Apple II. It is heavy enough to make someone think about it, as well as it just happens to appear on just about every mac when you boot them up. Also, since I am quite egocentric as well, my theory is correct, as opposed to anything that anyone else says.


My two cents.
 
Originally posted by Vyper
The Apple that hit Newton could not be a Newton or an iBook, because those are too small and light to make someone think about it.
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Nope, raspberry iMac hit him in the head.
 
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