Apple Unveils Product-Unveiling Product

[Lt Major Burns]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/apple_unveils_new_product

 

[Timotheos]

Thats a great product, and an even better article!

Good read indeed, thanks for the link


EDIT: found this one shortly after : http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29023

 

[Ferdinand]

It's nowhere on the apple website??

 

[fryke]

You're not serious, are you, Ferdinand?

 

[Ferdinand]

Juuuust kidding Fryke!!!

 

[fryke]

Yeah, right.

 

[Lt Major Burns]

"There is nothing wrong with having Windows 98 in my body," said a glassy-eyed Queens woman identifying herself as "7398473289348390-98.01." "Windows 98 is good. Where do I want to go today, O Gateslord?"
Added the woman: "Invalid sector error Type-41."


lol.

 

[Yesurbius]

I didn't find the joke that funny. I suppose because I am desperately awaiting a real product announcement from Apple I hope they don't make me wait any longer than a few weeks...

 

[Darshan]

"hype-generating mechanism with fully integrated Mac compatibility"

Yeah, just what's needed to manipulate all the sheeple into madly and mindlessly running out and buying more "bells and whistles".
Gotta have it! Gotta have it! Gotta have it! Spend more! Spend more! Spend more! You never have enough! You never have enough! You never have enough!
Buy more....and more.....and more.....and more.....and more.....and yet more .....without end!

Actually, I find this rather sickening.

 

[g/re/p]

...proprietary reality distortion field included at no extra charge........