Wow, I was lucky.. /private/var/db/netinfo held some backups of my NetInfo database. I was able to copy the information from local.nidb.old into local.nidb and the machine once again functioned normally. 
ALWAYS BACKUP YOUR NETINFO DATABASE BEFORE TRYING SKANKWARE!!!!!!
Words to live by..
ALWAYS BACKUP YOUR NETINFO DATABASE BEFORE TRYING SKANKWARE!!!!!!
Words to live by..