Calling all Canadians (and anyone else with a sense of humor)!!

cigarettes are nasty and replusive and stinky and expensive and ugly and dirty, I don't like smokers.........



And of course you know they can kill ya, and give ya cancer:D :D :D :D
 
Originally posted by JohnnyV
cigarettes are nasty and replusive and stinky and expensive and ugly and dirty, I don't like smokers.........
And of course you know they can kill ya, and give ya cancer:D :D :D :D
Tell me something I don't know!
Anyway, smoking DOES increase your chances of getting cancer, but then again everyone has about a 1 in 4 chance of get it. Maybe not in the lungs, or in the mouth.... but hey, my brother didn't smoke and he had a horrible horrible fatal rare evil tumor in his head and eventually came out fine (yay!). He didn't smoke until after... the stress must have gotten to him (he was about to have a baby at the time and wasn't supposed to live to see him), anyway, enough about my fam....

power lines are gross, expensive, and ugly. they can kill ya and give ya cancer

cell phones are annoying. they can kill ya and give ya cancer.

microwaves are too loud. they can kill ya and give ya cancer.

working out and staying healthy is good for you. just too bad it can kill ya and give ya cancer.

you get the point....

don't judge me just because i smoke occasionally (believe it or not). I used to smoke a pack a day (now it's been 2 packs in the past 4 or so months) and know it's horrible and makes you smell like unwashed butt, but that's not your problem. until, that is, I blow smoke in your face.

hate the sin. love the sinner. =)
why marlboro country? well, there is a giant (for a sticker) poster/sticker thing on my door in my room. it was left by the previous occupant (my bro) who foolishly (it had been unstuck for so many decades and my bro ruined it basically) placed it there even though he doesn't (shouldn't due to heart problems) smoke.
so there! tee-hee ;)
 
Sorry if I was misinterpered back there, but I didn't mean that I hate you as a person, I hate smokers in general ;) Ruining my air quality! I think one of the main reason I do hate smokers so much is because my dad is a smoker, and a terrible person (cheated on my mother), but thankfully he no longer lives with us. Also I dislike them (or it which ever you prefer) is because when I was very young I had a smoker blow smoke directly into my face on purpose, and I about gagged to death!! Rarrr!!!! I can still smell that stink to this day.....Sorry, but I do hate the sin and love the sinner (I am Catholic and try to live my this, although sometime it doesn't seem it)


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Are we in a confessin' vein here?

Well then, I occasionally smoke a pipe. It's a big ole hookah or shisha, depending on whether you're from India or somewhere in the Arabic world. I smoke molasses tobacco in it, mint or apple flavour. Out on the balcony in nice weather, maybe once a week or so, puff away like a contented caterpillar for half an hour or more.

At least I did until a couple weeks ago, when I dropped the bowl and broke it. I would epoxy it back together, but I don't really care to find out by inhalation what vapours epoxy gives off when heated. Not that it'd likely be much worse for me than the tobacco, but who said humans make sense?
 
Pipe smoke is the one form of tabacco that doesn't bother me as much, as long as you aren't smoking it daily. Once or twice a week wouldn't bother me, but the constant smell (if you smoke it daily) would.



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